Reblog if you're kissing no one at midnight on new... →
10knotes: Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
Reblog if you're a 91-98 kid.
yeah. Anyone under 13 can GTFO.
MY CHILDHOOD. EVERYONE BETTER KNOW EVERY...
What I love about Boy Meets World is that it's so...
"You are..." Movement: Contest!! →
youaremovement: Hi everyone! I hope you all had a happy holiday! For the holidays, I thought it’d be cool to have a contest to win a laminated copy of Dan Geraghty’s “You Are… stunning” sign. No one has it, so it’d be awesome to win!! :) Rules: 1. You must be following this! 2. Only one reblog and like each! 3….
My dentist once told me that letting go is like...
Why being a girl isn't working out for me:
Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
Me: Please, god, no--
Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!!!
Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious
Me: Please, guys, calm down--
Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.
Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
Me: I hate you all
Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
Face: Lol, i'm not done yet.
Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this?
Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight.
Uterus: You mother fuckers.
Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama.
Brain: Me gusta.
As much as I love the book The Host and interested in seeing it become a movie, I am not happy with the people that they have casted so far. I really think they could of chose better.
allstar weekend: A Holiday Message from Mr.... →
allstarweekendofficial: Hello boys and girls(well really girls and the estimated 4 guy fans we have out there), How are you? Are you having a good holiday season? Is it cold where you are? Do you hate eggnog like I do?(I seriously think it tastes like fluoride). Well, I hope you’re having a happy, jolly ole …
I am absolutely LOVING the Zach Porter maroon sweater spam on my dashboard! Gah that man looks so gooooooood in it. Thank you all, really thank you (:
Luke is a psychopath. But he is one very hot...
So about couple weeks ago my mom asked me what i wanted for Christmas. I told her Zach Porter as a joke (even though i would love him for Chritsmas (: ) This is what she got me Mom: “This was as close to Zach Porter as I could get” hahaha i was dying from laughing so much. gotta love mom (: Can’t wait to actually see these boys in January!
Whatever happened to chivalry? Does it only exist in 80’s movies? I want John...– Oliver Penderghast (Easy A)